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Muslim Pick-up lines- GUARANTIED TO WORK! (not acutally guarantied to work)

September 16, 2010

These lines maybe old news to some of you, but I still think they’re funny. PS I did not make any of these up, they were all taken from the internet.

OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you’re obliged to marry me.

To watch you pray is a sin of its own.

Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part…

So, read any good Surahs lately?

Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I’m hereafter.

Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room

Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde?

Do you work for Al-Qaeda? Because you’ve just abducted my heart.

Are your feet tired? Because you’ve been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?

Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, “She aiight”.

Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.

Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.

That’s a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?

*Looks around girls hijab* “sorry, I was looking for the made in jannah tag”

After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash’Allah. The next was Inshallah!

Just say out loud – MASHA’ALLAH!

Is it me or is it getting a lil haram in here?

I’m not sure of the Nikah process. Can you help me through it?

I just made dua for YOU.

I think I just lost my wudu by the sight of you

You are the reason why hijab was mandated.

Have your ammi call my ammi

If i become a shaheed i will get 72 of you!

Nice ankles. Very nice.

I’m not staring, I’m just enjoying my first and only allowed look.

Your face shines with so much nur that it could launch a thousand (Jihadi) ships

Sister, you are a hijabi fitnah.

Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?

You make me realise why we’re asked to lower our gaze so much

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