How To Creep A Girl Out

The following are suggestions on how to look creepy and weird in front of a lady. I acknowledge that if you’re a person who regularly reads this blog you probably don’t need any tips. If you’re looking for how to creep a guy out click on this link —-> http://wp.me/pWLYG-gP

1. To enhance anything on this list you must first grow a mustache that gives of that “date-rapey” vibe. Also while you’re talking to the pretty lady, make sure to stroke your mustache slowly with just your pinky. Whisper weird things under your breath like, “I am a sexy robot”

2. As a complement tell her, “You look even more beautiful in person then you do through the lenses of my night vision goggles” Or “I’m glad your new apartment is on the first floor, its tough balancing a telescope on a ladder, especially with an erection”

3. Ask her if you can see a picture of her Mother “to check out if her looks are going to hold up in the long run”

4. Ask her who her male celebrity crush is, then tell her that you heard that dude is banging Snooki. This isn’t really creepy, but for some reason it amuses me.

5. Ask her about her Father, and how she feels about her body, and then give the following line, “So you have no Daddy issues and you’re perfectly fine with the way your body looks…I can see this is going to be a challenge.”

6. Ask her difference between peanut butter and jam? I’m assuming most people know the answer here.

If you do try any of the above, I would love to hear how it went down. I would also like to take this opportunity to say that I am not responsible for any harm caused, however hilarious it may be.

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